Dude Cuts Sandwich Like a Pizza and the Internet Loses Its Mind
The internet is a weird and wonderful place, folks. One minute it’s cat videos, the next it’s a heated debate about…sandwich construction? Yep, you read that right. A dude on Twitter just shared his unique way of cutting a sandwich, and let’s just say, people are freaking out (in a good way, mostly).
This maverick of lunchtime goes by the name Ryan Duff, and his weapon of choice? Not a fancy knife, but a sandwich-revolutionising diagonal cut. That’s right, Ryan cuts his sandwiches into three pizza-style slices, crustless glory in the centre.
Also Ryan claims this method gives you a bigger, meatier bite in every slice. No more sad, lonely crusts, just pure sandwich goodness and let’s face it, presentation matters. This three-slice situation looks pretty darn fancy, especially compared to your average boring triangle cut.
Of course, not everyone’s on board the pizza-sandwich train. Some folks are calling it an abomination, a betrayal of the classic triangle cut. They say it’s impractical, messy, and just plain wrong.
But hey, that’s the beauty of the internet, right? There’s room for all kinds of opinions, even the ones about sandwich architecture. So, will this tri-slice method become the new standard? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, grab a sandwich, try Ryan’s method for yourself, and see if you join Team Pizza-Cut or stick with the trusty triangle. Just remember, there are no wrong answers (unless you forget the pickles, that’s a cardinal sin).